Tom Amon rebuilds the
most important engine in
Porsche history, mine.
Well, after a little
over 150,000 miles my
3.0 motor gave up? It
seems something called a
main bearing, the one
that faces the
transmission, is to
blame. It was worn
enough to let oil spill
out by the handfuls. A
little scary to see
actually but I initially
thought it was just a
bad seal since the
transmission had just
been rebuilt a few days
earlier. When Tom
arrived to drop the
engine and inspect the
leak he was able to
wiggle the end of the
crank shaft quite a bit
and that apparently gave
the oil an easy escape
route. Repairing
something like this
requires taking
everything apart so I
was faced with the
biggest nightmare any
old car owner can have
besides "catastrophic"
rust.
Typically the 3 liter
engines have a
reputation for being
extremely reliable.
Bruce Andersen, author
and expert on all things
Porsche says that most
3.0s will be rebuilt in
pursuits of more
horsepower, not because
they actually need
rebuilding? I know I was
banking on getting
another 50k out of my 3
liter which translates
into years of life given
the mileage I tend to
put on it.
Two things may have
contributed to my motors
early demise. The first
is that I'm not the
original owner and I
don't know what type of
life my car led during
it's first 80,000 miles
over in the father land.
I choose to believe it
was used to run drugs,
guns and money through
the black forest for fun
and profit. A Porsche
mechanic did look it
over for me before
purchase but never did a
compression test. Please
don't chastise me, that
was over fifteen years
ago and today I'm a much
more cautious buyer.
Ironically, the other
thing that may have hurt
my engine was, well, me?
Me and my proximity to
San Francisco and it's
many steep hills that
is. I have a bad habit
of balancing the car on
the hills by skillfully
feathering the clutch.
This allows me to leave
the light without any
dramatics or hesitation,
I hate to make other
drivers with automatic
transmissions wait.
I always knew this was
bad for the clutch but
now I've learned that
there is a possibility
that this may also rob
the main barring of
lubrication. What can I
say, had I known, I
would have done things
differently. By the way,
I'm still not sure this
was the cause of the
problem so any other
reasonable explanations
would be welcome.
On a happier note,
working with Tom is a
real trip. He dismantled
the engine at my house
and left town with it in
his truck? When this
happens there is a
little voice deep inside
you that whispers, 'am I
ever going to see this
guy again? ' Of course
you do, he calls to
check in and let you
know he is accumulating
the parts and sending
your old parts out to be
machined. I told him I
was fine with that and
did he know that I had
been in and out of
prison most of my life
for a series of violent
offenses against people
who had 'dissed' me in
the past.
Despite this information
or maybe because of it
Tom did show up three
weeks later, as
promised, with
everything and he
rebuilt the engine at my
house while I watched
and asked questions. The
rebuild went without a
hitch, in fact he did
mine in two days thanks
to my constantly
supplying him with coke.
Coka Cola. Also, Tom
lives in Campbell which
is about an hour and a
half south of my house
so rather then drive
back and forth he spent
the night in the spare
bedroom and we had beer
and pizza and watched
attractive women eat
mouthfuls of grubs for
money on Fear Factor.
How many of you can say
you have this type of
deep relationship with
your mechanic?
Watching Tom work is
like watching anyone who
is very good at their
job, it's a pleasure. As
he assembles the engine
he coats all the parts
that touch with a
combination of oil,
Teflon and secret sauce
to keep all parts
lubricated for the few
minutes it will take the
oil to get there after
start up. His working
style is nothing like
mine. He doesn't talk to
himself, he doesn't
curse, he doesn't loose
patience. He can carry
on a casual conversation
while he works and he
appears to be relaxed
and happy while he
spreads the innards of
my child all around the
driveway. The funny
thing about this process
isn't that he's doing at
my house, it's that I
live in a small
condominium complex.
For those of you lucky
enough to live in an
apartment or house a
condo is a place where
you must have window
treatments that are
white, avoid making
noise, park only in your
designated parking place
and submit every bowl
movement to the home
owners association for
approval. A condo is not
really the best place to
rebuild ones legendary
boxer engine. Still, if
your up front with
people things usually go
better. I put out
chairs, snacks and cold
drinks. My neighbors
stopped by, looked
around, met Tom, enjoyed
a beverage and some sat
for hours to watch him
work. It's fun and
educational rebuilding
an engine, like watching
a segment of this old
house only with an
automotive slant.
Several even commented
that they were sorry Tom
wasn't going to be here
all week? The guy became
a local celebrity in two
days?
Anyway, when the moment
came to start the engine
Tom firsts runs it
without any spark to get
the oil pressure up. You
know what the slick 50
ads say, 'most engine
wear happens at start
up.' When Tom is
satisfied that all parts
are sufficiently coated
in oil he starts the
engine and here is the
surprising part.
When Tom does start the
engine it's as if a
switch was flipped, the
engine starts in a
fraction of a second and
runs at a perfect idle.
Immediately. It's a
little freakish, there
is absolutely no
cranking? No hacking,
coughing, spitting,
sputtering to life,
surging or smoking. No
spraying of fuel, no
flames engulfed the
customer. It's actually
anticlimactic, just an
instant
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that
never varies.
There is also little
adjusting to do? Tom did
check the timing but it
was already correct. He
does hook up a gas
analyzer to the exhaust
to see what those
hydrocarbons are doing,
but that too was fine. I
now believe that Tom
checked these things
mainly for my benefit.
After all, shouldn't the
mechanic do something
important during the
first five minutes of
engine life? He did
watch the engine, rev it
once in a while for
effect but it was
plainly apparent that
this engine had never
been happier. I remember
thinking it may not have
run this well the first
time it started at the
factory but then I've
always had an active
imagination. In any
event, I'm smiling like
a fool when Tom tells me
it's time to go for a
test drive.
Tom wanted to drive it
to see if everything
felt good and of course
I wanted to go along for
its maiden voyage. Did I
mention that Tom owns
his own race car and
apparently knows how to
drive it extremely well.
Sitting in the passenger
seat of a car that Tom
is probing for
imperfection is, well
...FUKN scarry. My hands
searched for things I
could hold on to to make
myself feel safe like an
arm rest or a small
religious statue. I
actually forgot all
about the engine when
Tom asked me if I'd like
to see him make the back
end come out a little. I
think I whimpered no
thank you and did my
best version of ' isn't
it getting late'?
When the car finally did
slow down I felt like I
now owned something a
little nicer then
before. For the record,
it's really not a
question of speed
because I know there are
much faster cars out
there. I'd have to say
it's more a matter of
feel. Newer cars are
more refined and that
can be nice on a long
trip but this car is a
little less refined and
the sound, vibration
handling, braking and
now better acceleration
makes it more engaging,
more fun.
Specifically, Tom
rebuilt the 3.0 out to a
modest short stroke 3.2
with J&E pistons, new
cylinders, 964 cams and
some lucky charms all
topped with a big old
fashioned dollop of
attention to detail.
So the bad news was that
I had to do a rebuild in
the first place but the
good news was that I got
to watch it being done
by someone who cares. My
old sc is starting over
now with 235hp being
added to its 2,437 lbs,
shorter ring and pinion,
lightened flywheel,
enlarged throttle body
and SSIs.
I'm sure most people
think I'm crazy to do
this and I don't
completely disagree. I
also think it's crazy to
buy a new car and watch
it loose the same amount
of value in just the
first few years but hey,
who am I to judge.
